Yes it's so important it's got an echo on the title, it's novel, it's unique, it's shithouse, it's my first blog!!!! [sound of a single person clapping and then someone coughing]. Well I'm excited anyhow. I'm not sure what to write here, I'm a 500 year old gnome called Mondar who can read minds and long books by Russian authors that seem to meander on with no point whatsoever goddamn I hated War and Peace. Ummm... where was I? Well I don't think I'd started, but we'll say Prague instead. Yes I'm an ancient Czechoslovakian gnome, if in fact I spelt that correctly, and I'm up to no good.

No I'm lying, I'm actually quite nice once you get to know me. Or am I???